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Joke of the Day
"I really want to see ""Constipation: The Movie"" but it hasn't come out yet."
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"Whenever I talk about me and friend doing something, it's a good bet that my friend is actually a pizza."
"So you're looking for a good guy who will love and respect you, but yet you post half naked pics on your fb? why that's .thats brilliant!"
"Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet? Because they are not Cs."
"I can't believe that they only taught us abstinence during sex ed! It's inconceivable!"
"Never buying anything home-made on eBay again... I bought an 'Irony Detector' off of eBay, but it was broken. It detected everything *but* irony..."
"Hm, want to use firecrackers but not wake the neighbors. I know, I'll light the firecrackers inside a container! Like this megaphone here!"
"Ever wondered what your nose is for? It stops you eyes from sticking together."
"Do you think George Clooney has an iTunes playlist called Clooney Tunes?"
"My mate Dave has changed a lot since his time in prison For a start he's not half as tight as he used to be."