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Joke of the Day

"What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff? Legendary"

"I always close the door to the bathroom even if I'm home alone. What if someone broke in and saw me peeing? That would be so embarrassing"

"How can you tell that you had sex with a Mexican woman the night before? You wake up with a jalapeno seed on your dick."

"Today is the only day out of the year I wouldn't mind if people asked me the date just so I can respond with ""10/4 buddy"""

"What does a baby smell like in a microwave? Nsfw I don't know I was too busy jerking off."

"I hate trying to wipe my ass without my glasses on I can't see shit"

"It's been so long, I think my virginity is growing back."

"Did you guys know that the entire Miami Dolphins team is missing? Yeah, I saw it on ESPN. It had their team logo and then a big MIA next to it."

"Even in a suit, Matthew McConaughey looks like he's just been rescued after two weeks lost in the desert."

"I once submitted 10 puns to a contest to see which one would win. No pun in 10 did."