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Joke of the Day
"I've been interrogating this dog for hours and he still won't tell me who's a good boy."
Next Joke
"Diner: Could I have a glass of water? Waiter: To drink? Diner: No I want to rinse out a few things."
"*hires skywriter Will you take me back if I stop wasting our money on frivolous things?"
"Someone should start an organization called People for the Unethical Treatment of Animals. They'd all be knows as a bunch of PUTAs"
"Why do they call it a pap smear? How many chicks do you know that would turn up for a cunt scrape?"
"Pee pressure > peer pressure"
"[ brings ouija board to your grave ] ""Okay, now will you tell me why her number was in your phone?"""
"What do you call a rich frog? A gold-blooded reptile."
"Me:Thank you, he's so hot I don't even know what I want to do first...Grandma: (interrupting) Okay, can someone else say the prayer please?"
"Why did the python return his pants? They were too constricting."