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Joke of the Day

"joke - ghost What did the ghost wearing sox say? Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose !"

"I believe: - I can fly. - Children are the future. - Knowledge is power. - I will use my powers to defeat the future children."

"I called my wife a hoe... Hey, she's good at gardening."

"If you want to rob a white person, just say: ""Stop, collaborate, and listen,"" then steal their stuff while they rap the rest of the song."

"They told me to stay positive.. I told them I have HIV."

"It's not illegal to wear a pinstripe suit & slick back your hair. Then go to a restaurant & ask them if they got ""that thing"" while winking."

"Environmentally speaking you really should reuse plastic bag's To suffocate your children"

"For every movie about Vietnam starring Chuck Norris, the historical duration of the war decreases. Just 3 more ""Missing in Action"" sequels, and that war will have never actually existed."

"Knock Knock Who's there? An interrupting black woman. An interrupting black- MMMMMMMHMMMMMMM"

"I asked my friend who is a porn cameraman about his work He said it's a hard job."