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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black? A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there."

"My GF's jokes. #1 What type of car does James Bond drive? 00-Sedan"

"I like to think of myself not so much as a terrible driver, but an awesome stunt woman."

"Did you guys see the new Mad Max prequel? It was playing on every channel last night"

"Samsung users are like... ""Im glad Samsung is finally blowing up."""

"So an Irishman.... Walks out of a bar...."

"With all of the experience The Fine Bros have... I wonder why they didn't see this reaction coming."

"Where does the midget pizza chef with epilepsy work? Little seizures"

"Just seen the grave of the woman from 'My Fair Lady'. It says ""Here lies a Doolittle""."

"I still don't understand why we are supposed to eat the tampon afterwards"