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Joke of the Day
"Where does the midget pizza chef with epilepsy work? Little seizures"
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"If you really loved your kids, you would teach them to say their alphabet forwards AND backwards. They'll thank you later."
"Why are school shooters more likely to be white people? White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood."
"Why is acne better than a catholic priest? At least acne waits till a kid is 14 to come on his face."
"There aren't atheists in a falling plane ..."
"Why Donald Trump might win the election but resign on the first day? He finds out he has to move in to a small house in a black neighborhood!"
"What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny? There was a thread months ago but i lost it..."
"So, I hear Islamic Mysticism is all you need... It's suficient."
"What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages? A cabbage patch! - Sokka"
"Why are storms always called girls names? Because when they come they are always wet and uncontrollable, and when they disappear they take or destroy all your stuff"