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Joke of the Day
"Samsung users are like... ""Im glad Samsung is finally blowing up."""
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"My wife said I needed to grow up I was speechless It's hard to say anything when you have 45 gummy bears in your mouth"
"I would never bungee jump... I came into this world because of a broken rubber and I'm not going out cause of one."
"Why are double amputees always wrong? Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself."
"Just met Darth Vader's corrupt brother. Taxi Vader"
"Well if Trump is a bad president, hopefully by the next election... We'll have 2020 hindsight"
"Fred: My mum's having a new baby. Drew: What's wrong with the old one?"
"My uncle died after falling out of a helicopter.. ..so at his funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a parachute. Well, it's what he would have wanted."
"TIL I'm bad at posting at the right subreddit"
"Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job? Ubisoft"