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Joke of the Day
"I'm starting a firing squad business Our motto is ""we aim to please""."
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"How do you know when your dad just got a blowjob? You can taste it in your sister's mouth....."
"Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A. A rebel without a clue!"
"Him: let's play a game of rhyme. I'll go first. Romantic Me: Panic Him: Fun Me: Run Him: love Me: shove Him: this isn't going well. Me: hell"
"My work email inbox has grown so wild and unruly that everytime I open it, it plays its own 70s porn theme."
"What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies? Your grandma."
"A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase. I don't think hes alright now."
"""My research shows that vegetables triple in vitamin content when used as pizza toppings,"" said the awesome scientist in my imagination."
"""Is this the burn ward?"" ""Yes can I help you?"" ""You need to admit my mom, I told her that her casserole was ass-erole."" ""Stop calling here."""
"Getting out of bed in the morning always gave me a headache until I tried it feet first."