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Joke of the Day

"Wrong womam or wrong finger? Funny Joke A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman."

"[marriage counseling] Ginny- He always hides from our problems. Therapist- Is this true? Harry- *puts on invisibility cloak* No."

"Through voting, users determine what posts rise to the top of community pages and, by extension, the public home page of the site ...until the mods wake up."

"How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb? 5,6,7,8"

"What is the easiest way to kill a gaggle of black men? Tie watermelons to the bottom of a lake"

"Guess who's watching Vin Diesel movies all day again? That's right: Vin Diesel."

"A man was walking on a nude beach... A man with a foot long dick was walking on a nude beach when he was arrested by the police. The charge? Weapons of Lass Destruction"

"How does a crazy person travel through the woods? They take the psychopath."

"miley cryus's career (please read title if you dont get joke)"

"Life is like a box of chocolates.... It doesn't last too long for fat people."