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Joke of the Day

"Wrong womam or wrong finger? Funny Joke A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman."

"Words can't describe how beautiful you are But numbers can. 2/10"

"Apple once made an iPhone with a headphone jack... It was very 6S-ful"

"A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. The Muslim says ""I don't drink"" The Jew replies ""I'm not paying"""

"My cat hasn't used the litter box in days. I have no idea where, or if, he's been pooping. I guess I have some shit to figure out."

"WHAT DO WE WANT!!! A cure for hangovers WHEN DO WE WANT IT!!! Please stop yelling"

"So I walked into the pharmacy the other day... because I needed to grab some condoms. As I was checking out, the clerk asked, ""do you need a bag for that?"" I replied, ""Nah, she's not that ugly."""

"There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman before marriage and after marriage."

"Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray."

"What do classical musicians write before going shopping? A Chopin Lizst (shopping list)"