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Joke of the Day
"Vegans don't beat their meat They beat their celery stick."
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"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't. They just arrest the entire room for being dark."
"What did the spider say to the bee ? Your honey or your life !"
"Where does the military commander buy his groceries? the GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY"
"I was gonna say a gay joke Butt fuck it."
"[Writing Silence of the Lambs] Anyone have an idea for the cannibal's name? Jim: Hannibal? Anyone? Jim: Hannibal Anyone other than Jim?"
"Hooker to customer: ""I will do anything for you for $500"". Customer says incredulously: ""ANYTHING?"" Hooker: ""Sure"" Customer: ""Meet me at my house on Friday, I want you to -"" ""paint my house."""
"Surprised to learn that famed pornography company American Apparel has entered the clothing business."
"""When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I did those things online"""
"No son, you can't go out with your friends. Tonight we're installing Windows Updates, as a family."