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Joke of the Day

"Two Guys Are Peeing Off a Bridge.. [NSFW] ...The first guy says to the other, ""Wow, this water's cold"", and the second guy replies, ""Yeah, and it's deep too!"""

"Divorce & Circumcision Q: What's the difference between a divorce and a circumcision? A: In a divorce, you get rid of the whole schmuck."

"Magic Johnson own everything, movies, gyms, restaurants, sports teams! What kind of aids he got? Financial aids?!?!"

"what do u call a turtle running on a 9V rechargeable battery? Dura-Shell"

"I am completely outraged by JJ Abrahms saying the next Star Wars will have an openly gay character in his science fiction franchise Star wars is Science Fantasy, not Science Fiction"

"In an elevator with my geology professor and my ex-geology professor. Can you say ROCKward?"

"Mrs Claus hospitalised with severe cramps. Heavy Christmas period to blame."

"What do you call a bad Italian neighborhood? The spaghetto."

"Great news for the Texas Rangers baseball players Now that Ron Washington is no longer the manager, they are putting coke back in the vending machines"

"What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just gave a little wine"