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Joke of the Day

"I am completely outraged by JJ Abrahms saying the next Star Wars will have an openly gay character in his science fiction franchise Star wars is Science Fantasy, not Science Fiction"

"What kind of computer can sing? A Dell."

"Someone stole a NFL playbook, uploaded it to the internet. All the plays were bootlegs."

"People use to laugh at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian. No ones laughing now! :("

"You know how dolphins rape a lot? They do it on porpoise."

"If it's true that opposites attract, I should be looking for someone that gets up early and does stuff."

"What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ? General Lee speaking."

"Everyone is wondering if Biden will jump into the 2016 race He's just Biden his time."

"How do you stop a deaf women from telling anyone you raped her How"

"Looked up from a text message and thought, ""Oh shit. I'm driving."""