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Joke of the Day
"Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan"
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"I saw a documentary on how they make jeans... It was riveting."
"What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins? Fred."
"You put the shhh in bullshhhit."
"Umm, your honour? In my defence, I think it was a pretty decent exposure."
"What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette? Omelette you finish"
"Jesus, take the wheel. Carlos, you take the stereo & I'll take lookout."
"My only fitness goal is to look good enough where if I ever posed naked people wouldn't see it and say, ""Wow, that's so brave of him."""
"What kind of math do feminists study ? Triggernometry"
"I've decided I'll never get down to my original weight I'm okay with that. After all, 6lbs, 3oz, is just not realistic."