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Joke of the Day

"What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common? The ones that are hot don't last as long"

"Cac mau ong ho nu ep mang en su sang trong quy phai cho chi em ong ho nu 2015"

"I'm skipping the gym today because I already have a six pack... waiting for me in the fridge at home."

"How is an American teen girl different from an ISIS teen girl. No differences. They both blow quite easily !"

"Men are like curling irons. They're always hot and they're always in your hair."

"5 years ago I asked a girl if she wanted to go on a date. Yesterday I asked her if she would marry me. She said no both times, though."

"Shaking hands is so weird: ""Nice to meet you, have some germs and dead skin cells."""

"And The Bro saith unto them, Follow me to the club, and I will make you fishers of women. Bromans 4:19"

"My girl's father said ""YOU TOOK MY DAUGHTER'S VIRGINITY""! I replied, ""Sorry. Won't happen again!"""

"I don't trust stairs... They look like they're up to something."