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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler like his Adidas's? They were made by his distant relative."
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"I just fell flat on my face outside and made a reverse snow angel trying to get up"
"""Is there a Mr. Fields?"" I say to my twelfth cookie, all the while knowing she's all mine."
"Did you hear about the newly sponsored gay NASCAR team? Its always in the rear of the field."
"Whats the difference between my sex life and my virginity? I have a virginity."
"I offended someone with a joke about molestation. I forgot it's a touchy subject."
"What is a Nuclear Physicist's favourite meal? Fission chips."
"I was going to make a joke about the midwest... ...but it was too corny"
"I feel so bad when I see a woman wearing a shirt that says GAP on it. (OC) I want tell them, ""You're so much more than that!"""
"What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone? ""You're dead to me"""