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Joke of the Day

"Monday: forearms Wednesday: forearms Friday: forearms Sunday: forearms --Popeye's gym schedule"

"Three French cats were sailing... There was a hole in the boat and un deux trois quatre cinq."

"As soon as my daughter realizes Jamacians, Irish, & wizards don't all have the same accent, I'm probably going to get fired from storytime."

"What did one cell say to his sister after she stepped on him? Mitosis. Huehuehuehuehuehue"

"Hey what do you call a bunch of scaredy cows? cowherds. xD"

"How can you tell when Clinton is lying? Her lips are moving. Yeah, it's an old joke but then again, so is she."

"Donald Trump is not actually a member of the Republican Party He's a *Whig*"

"What do you call a fly when it retires? A flew. BUH DUM TSS! No? Alright.. I'll see myself out."

"Kim Jong-Un has promised a new clear future for North Korea. Oops! Spelt ***nuclear*** wrong."

"Waitress: And what can I get for you, hon? Jesus: I'll have........ (snickering) a water"