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Joke of the Day
"Hey what do you call a bunch of scaredy cows? cowherds. xD"
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"Does Bill Nye always wear a bowtie? Seriously though?"
"because yoda was in charge of the jokes why was the punchline in the title"
"Katie Price's first task in Celebrity.... Katie Price's first task in Celebrity Big Brother is to not get pregnant or married in the next three weeks."
"the bottom half of my legs are really interesting they're knee-toe"
"Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to bangkok"
"Your honeymoon can't be going that great if you're incessantly instagramming photos of it?"
"What color was the Dallas shooters eyes? Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way."
"If you're moving to a new house for a ""fresh start,"" congratulations your new house is haunted."
"why are blacks such good pimps because they have been using hoes for sentuarys"