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Joke of the Day

"What did the stoner say to his girlfriend? We'd be good together."

"America sure is having some bad luck It's almost like it was built on an ancient Indian burial ground."

"I was going to suggest Twitter to have a live Nativity scene but I think it's going to be impossible. A virgin and 3 wise men? On here?!"

"What do a Russian pimp call his prostitute? Slobberonmadickyabitch"

"A blonde walked into the dentist office... ...and sat down in a chair. The dentist said: ""Open Wide"" ""I can't"" - The blonde said. - ""This chair has arms"""

"Being an adult is mainly drinking coffee and pretending to be productive."

"Whats the difference between a hispanic and a book. The book has papers."

"There is no law that says you can't smoke celery inside public places. What are they gonna do? Ask you to extinguish your celery? Doubtful."

"How do you say constipated in German? Fahfrompoopin"

"The reason Latin is a dead language is because they kept accidentally summoning demons during regular conversations"