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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when you build a second portal on minecraft? Anether(another) Nether"
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"Pet skunk A buddy of mine has a pet skunk. Sleeps with him and his wife in their bed. I asked about the smell and he said the skunk got used to it, same as he did."
"Two drivers crash into each other. They both finish writing their texts before getting out of their cars to inspect the damage"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bette-lou ! Bette-lou who ? Bette-lou a few pounds !"
"Have you ever thought about the word racecar and how it's a palindrome? Put it backwards and it spells racecar, put it sideways and it kills Paul Walker."
"The average person eats 8 spiders a year *eating 2nd bowl of spiders* ""WHO'S AVERAGE NOW DAD?"""
"I like my meth labs like I like my girlfriends: highly unstable and locked in my basement."
"I opened a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof."
"Sex is like a box if chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
"What kind of snake is good at building things? A boa constructor."