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Joke of the Day
"The average person eats 8 spiders a year *eating 2nd bowl of spiders* ""WHO'S AVERAGE NOW DAD?"""
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"Sex is easy... Telling your dad he's pregnant isn't."
"People joke about Bieber Fever. Don't. Sigourney Weaver Fever killed my father."
"My girlfriend is kind of like a ninja attack.. They're two things I'll never see coming. (I've never been so proud of myself for writing a joke)"
"What's Moby Dick's Dad's name? Papa Boner"
"[texting] So what's your name? ""ily"" omg this is moving too fast. ILY: (yelling) IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN MOM, WHY DID YOU NAME ME THAT?"
"Q: What do you give a dog with a fever? A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)"
"what's the main difference between r.kelly and your average redditor? there are some things r.kelly can't piss all over."
"Where do cowboys cook their meals? On the range."