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Joke of the Day
"What kind of snake is good at building things? A boa constructor."
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"I'm angrier than a waitress forced to sing happy birthday"
"Star Wars Spoilers You clicked on this? Seriously? What is wrong with you?"
"I look suspicious doing anything. You could walk in on me heating up a hot pocket and my face could look like I just murdered my family."
"What do Paint Samples and Michael Jackson have in common? They both come in little white cans..."
"Why are there no casinos in China? They hate Tibet."
"The fact that Fred Flintsone ate brontosaurus burgers seems less charming when you realize Dino was also a brontosaurus."
"A naked man broke into a church this morning... After a 30 minute chase, the police finally caught him by the organ."
"Pilot: Tower please call me a fuel truck. Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck."
"Turned 18 today, so I bought a locket and put my own picture in it... Guess I really am...independent."