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Joke of the Day
"What kind of snake is good at building things? A boa constructor."
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"When my dad caught me smoking a cigarette he took me out to the shed and forced me to teach him how to be hella cool."
"A man wrapped in only saran wrap walks into a psychiatrist's office... ...the psychiatrist says, ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""
"What Is The Most Offensive Joke You Have Ever Heard?"
"If you have allowed suicide to ruin your life... you probably did it wrong."
"A farmer counted up all of his cows and found that he had 196 of them But when he rounded them up he had 200"
"I think I'm gonna fail my Women in Islam class The course covers everything"
"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Becoz, its a chicken ... bok bok bawwkkk [insert chicken dance here]"
"Your Ex is like spilt milk. If you put newspaper over them its like the mistake never happened."
"Why can't Ray Charles drive? He's dead."