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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend's not up for being fisted tonight. I guess I'll just put my feet up."
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"Blow your load That awkward moment when you're about to blow your load, and your teacher makes direct eye contact."
"10yr old sons joke: Why was ""C"" afraid of all the other letters ? They are all ""Not-C's"" !"
"Difference's Between two Jesus's What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and actual Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus."
"What did the Triceratops sit on? Its Tricerabottom."
"Something came in the mail today deez nuts"
"Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station."
"- Deletes FB account - Leaves Social Media - Moves to Himalayas - Pigeon comes with a note - Opens note - Candycrush request"
"How is a pirate like a trumpet player? They both murder on the high C's."
"If porn is so bad... why are there so many nuns in it?"