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Joke of the Day

"Dick Cheney was found having sex with Sarah Palin in a speedboat. It wasn't the first time he was caught offshore drilling."

"Kanye West Running For President 2020"

"Hear about that guy who was so desperate for accolades that he framed his parking citation?"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Banzai Barbie ...a small tree cut into a shape that vaguely resembles Barbie"

"What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday? Christmas, Carl"

"Whats the difference between Peanut butter and Jam? You can't Peanut Butter a dick up your ass."

"My wife is great at multitasking. She can be mad at me for five different things at the same time."

"Imagine a place where you can buy everything related to the Sith and the Dark Side It would be called the Darth Mall... ...and everything would be half off"

"Why does Voldemort always sit in the nosebleed section at events? So he'll finally have the chance to get a bloody nose."

"How do you keep an idiot busy? You tell a joke on Reddit"