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Joke of the Day

"A woman about sex has to know why?' and a man where?'"

"I like my women how I like my whiskey... 12 years old and mixed up with coke."

"Oh, you used ""whom"" in casual conversation. Well, I didn't realize I was in the presence of William Fucking Shakespeare."

"Boxer Sugar Ray dreamt of killing his opponent and backed out, but a priest convinced him to fight, he ended up killing the opponent."

"What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other? What do we do now, Pierre?"

"What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? Well-hung."

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry made it out of the chamber."

"TIFU by taking a shower. I wonder if they've noticed it's missing yet?"

"A Riddle: What's the only hole that I can't put my dick in? Answer: A donut hole!"

"How much does a hipster weigh? One instagram."