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Joke of the Day

"Just found out that 'aaaaarrrrggghhhh' isn't a real word I can't tell you how angry I am"

"A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.... A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ""Is this some kind of joke?"""

"Why are spiders so unproductive? Because they hang out on the web all day!"

"Can anyone help me with starting a rocket science club at school? I'm having trouble getting it off the ground."

"What do lesbians cook for dinner? Nothing; they eat out!"

"What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid? The kid is over 5 feet tall."

"I just explained Google to my Granny. ""Pick anything to search for"" I told her. ""What about a nice cream pie?"" She asked. ""Except that."" I replied."

"What exactly is dissassociative identity disorder? I've heard of it but don't know what it means?"

"For the record, riding my unicycle to the bank robbery was a terrible idea."

"Transform chocolate into a balanced meal by eating it standing on one leg WITHOUT falling over. Chocolate yoga: it's the next big thing."