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Joke of the Day

"I told god a Holocaust joke. He didn't laugh. after a moment of awkward silence, I said: ""Well I guess you should have been there""."

"A baby seal walks into a club."

"A young boy got expelled for the using the C word in class The principal asked him ""That wasn't clever, was it?"" The boy replied "" No, it was cunt"""

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar One turns to the other and says, ""I can't believe I blew 20 bucks in there!"""

"How do you make rude noises on the Internet? With a whoop e-cushion."

"What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? ""Are you sure it's mine?"""

"Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!"

"What do you call an Asian pornstar? Wun-Hung-Lo"

"What did Euler see in the toilet? Natural log"

"Did you hear about the hard working sander company that refuses to give their workers kneepads. Aka Bernie Sanders."