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Joke of the Day
"What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? ""Are you sure it's mine?"""
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"Don't give your heart to someone unless you're 100% certain that you're dead."
"Q: How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes? A: None. The democrats do that."
"Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes? FREEDOM RINGS"
"The wife wants me to be a doctor in our sex role playing. So I guess I'll make her wait an hour, then send her to a specialist"
"I hate it when adults try to relate to youth using slang. Guess that's what makes me a woke bae."
"I lost my mood ring. I'm unsure how I feel about it."
"HULK WANT LOAN Bank: We can't loan to people like you. GREEN PEOPLE?? *flips table into moon* Bank: People owing 2.6B in property damage."
"Did you hear about the genetic study on diarrhea? They say it runs in your genes."
"How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? FOUR!"