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Joke of the Day
"God loves everyone You know, it's in that book you hold up when you're yelling at gay people."
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"An apple a day... Keeps the non-binary away"
"[Darth Vader storming through the Death Star turning off lights, mumbling about we ain't lighting the universe]"
"What's the difference between ""Fake News"" and CNN? I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you?"
"I hate listening to music during sex... There honestly aren't many good 30 second songs out there."
"Cemetery joke Man walks into a cemetery- ""You have any openings?"" The graves keeper nods ""Lots!"""
"Trump interrupted Hilary Clinton up to 51 times in the first debate: Even grammer nazis interrupted fewer."
"Why does doctor pepper come in a can? Because his wife is dead"
"What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza? You can't figure it out? I mean, it's a pizz'a cake."
"A context joke Have you ever noticed that when you say, ""I hope you're hungry"" in a place like America it's nice. But if you say that in Africa it is a cruel joke."