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Joke of the Day
"A giraffe walks into a bar He says ""High balls on me!"""
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"I had to return those books on Middle Eastern agricultural products. They were past the Dubai dates."
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"Buy a ticket to Finding Dory and yell ""She's right there!"" every time she comes on the screen until you're escorted out of the theater."
"What did drunk say to the blonde? Nice ass."
"Anyone can overcome adversity. But it takes real strength to complain and then give up."
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