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Joke of the Day
"Wanted to buy a 17th century European castle but I'm baroque."
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"Why don't we ever go 'forth and back'? To go forth and multiply is more fun."
"What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? Wasabi?"
"What do you call four drowning spanish teachers? Cuatro sinko. ;)"
"Toast is just bread that likes to party."
"Why can't you hear it when a pteranodon goes to the bathroom? Because they're all dead."
"X post from meanjokes: michael schumacher regained consciousness today, have your heard how the doctors did it? They sat him on the window seat of the bus"
"Why do Mexican families make tamales on Christmas Eve? So the kids have something to unwrap on Christmas morning."
"What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!"
"My deaf girlfriend just told me to fuck off. That's not a good sign."