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Joke of the Day

"Macaroni Grill closed four locations here. I suspect the tendency of macaroni to fall through the grill had a lot to do with it."

"I tried making a chemistry joke today... ... But all the good element jokes Argon"

"I promise to find a new girlfriend right away when my old girlfriend gets eaten by walkers. America needs a first lady."

"You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes"

"[NSFW] So a guy in Belgium picks up a phone... ""Hey, who is this?"" ""Allah"" ""Allah who?"" ""Allahu akbar."""

"Liverpool I've been to Liverpool and never walking alone is actually pretty good advice."

"Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because he won't born yesterday."

"What kind of food can you color with? A cranberry! ~ Esher (my Grandson) age 5"

"I stole a toilet seat from a police station once. They never caught me, they had nothing to go on."

"""Ok, imagine a fleshlight, but full of food."" - Hot Pocket sales pitch"