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Joke of the Day

"I promise to find a new girlfriend right away when my old girlfriend gets eaten by walkers. America needs a first lady."

"Dear person who just turned in your resume with no name or phone number. You didn't get the job."

"Setp 1: Learn Spelling"

"Just back from my first rap battle. Complete disaster. I thought it was a nap battle and when the other guy saw my pajamas I was doomed."

"How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies..."

"The heiress to the L'Oreal cosmetics empire has turn to prostitution to make ends meet, putting a $5 million price tag on her services for a single night. Which is fair enough, because she's worth it."

"What do you call tiny batman? Lil Wayne"

"Why did the USSR agree to a nonaggression pact with Nazi Germany? They were Stalin."

"Tonight's flirtation brought to you by the letter Booze. It's a word? Whatever, man. I don't know algebra and shit."

"yo mama so nasty... cows with mad cow disease run from her.."