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Joke of the Day

"What are Pirate clothes made of? Yarrrrrn."

"In the South, everyone is treated like family I guess that explains the rape"

"They say 1 out of every 5 humans is Chinese. Out of me and my 4 siblings, I'm pretty sure it's either Carl or Liu Yang."

"Boyfriend Joke To GF Today, I had to appear in court. My boyfriend gave me a chocolate to eat for comfort. The quote on the wrapper read ""Today, you are exactly where you should be."""

"[rap battle] *drops the mic* *scrambles around trying to pick up the mic* [20min earlier] *other guy covering my mic in butter*"

"What do you call a police officer that deals in sibling rape An Incestigator"

"Okay, vampires are invisible in mirrors, I totally get that. But, come on, their clothes?!? #science"

"My best friend kept bragging about his expensive yacht Had to tell him to stop showboating."

"It's impossible to slowly tiptoe around without activating T-Rex arms."

"SON: *first word* momma. MOM: DID YOU HEAR THAT? ME: *distracted by the faint song of an ice cream truck* He never comes down our street."