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Joke of the Day
"What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed? ""So ve it."""
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"Is it still illegal to run someone over with your car if they're wearing camouflage?"
"Do not drink and drive.. because there are people out there who text and drive... and they will hit you and it will be your fault !!"
"I once ate an exclamation mark... it was surprisingly good."
"A great tribute from the Brazil team to Neymar. He couldn't play so the rest of the players decided not to either."
"So we're on for next Friday? Perfect. I'll call you Thursday to reschedule."
"Bugs Bunny goes to the doctors and the doctor sees him on his phone and asks him, ""What are you doing on your phone?"" Bugs Bunny replies, ""Eh, Whatsapp Doc."""
"Why couldn't the cop save the hippie from drowning? He was too far out man"
"Just cleaned out my desk. Bad news: I apparently have 1,453 Sharpies and none of them are sharp. Good news: I found the plane!"
"What do you get when you cross a brown cow with a brown chicken? ""--brown-chicken-brown-cow--"" (said like: 'bowm-chicka-bowm-wawm')"