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Joke of the Day
"What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed? ""So ve it."""
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"Why did the Cell Tower Cafe get bad reviews? Because the service was horrible."
"How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done? The Kurds have their ways"
"Who is this Rorschach guy and why does he have so many pictures of my parents fighting?"
"Deja Moo When you are sure you have heard this bullshit before."
"Ebo said ....said that Africa didn't have an awful disease. EBO lie"
"What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? Decaffeinated."
"AI walks to the human AI: ""I relieve you, sir!"" Human: ""I am relieved."""
"[to wife on phone] yes spend all our life savings on honey W: but- PLS JUST DO IT *ends phonecall* BEAR [holding gun to my head]: u did good"
"*sees spider in the shower* Oh jeez I'm sorry lock the door next time buddy"