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Joke of the Day

"Do you want to here a joke about TCP Did you get it? Did you get it? Did you get it? Did you get it? Did you get it?"

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? THATS NOT FUNNY!"

"Why did the iguana get a prescription for viagra? For his reptile dysfunction."

"My daughter has reached that age where she's asking embarrassing questions about sex Just this morning she said, ""Daddy, is that the best that you can do?"""

"""Poor"" is an odd word because when you put it in front of ""people"" it's sad but when you put it in front of ""bladder control"" it's hilarious"

"What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas? Sigh-lent night"

"Sometimes when I'm sitting in a swivel chair, I'll turn around quickly and smile and pretend I'm in the opening credits of a sitcom"

"What do you call someone you want to be stepped on by? A crush crush"

"What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet? An elephant with diarrhea."

"What do transsexuals run on? Gender fluid."