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Joke of the Day
"I hurt myself holidaying in Spain this year. It was a Sevilla injury."
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"Never eat ice cream while chatting online. Sister: why are you typing so slowly Me: well my other hands busy. She hasnt replied yet."
"Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle? Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face yes."
"Wife: Why are you so out of breath? You drove here. Me: Yeah but I was listening to Slayer in the car."
"Which day do chickens hate the most? Friday."
"What did the bird say to the other bird Bro, do you even drosophila melanogaster ?"
"Paris joke (fair warning) Looks like America isn't the only ones who like their french fried. #fuckcommies #fuckterrorism #gofrance #goamerica #laughtoeasethepain"
"With me, it's not PRIDE that comes before a fall. It's half a bottle of vodka and a coffee table that I forgot existed."
"Can a ninja scale a wall in a single leap? Shuriken."
"Did you see that blind guy walking down the street? No? Well he didn't see you either."