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Joke of the Day
"I hurt myself holidaying in Spain this year. It was a Sevilla injury."
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"For all you World of Tanks players: what does LTP stand for? LeichtTractor Premium"
"If a 99lb woman ate one pound of nachos... Does that make her 1% nacho?"
"FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything."
"What did Hitler say to the Black Jew? ja, ja, arsch ficken mich harter, gestut"
"wondering if our openly racist uncles talk about their non racist uncles like ""u shoulda heard the non-racist shit coming out of his mouth"""
"I saw a documentry on saving the planet They had some garbage facts"
"How many Freudian scientists does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb and the other to hold the penis LADDER I MEANT LADDER!!"
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because they're all dead"
"Why am I still hearing noises from the class? Because you still have ears, teacher."