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Joke of the Day
"You can't make everyone happy. You aren't a jar of Nutella."
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"Bruce Wayne was terrified of bats & he became Batman, so anyway that's why I became ClownBaboonDentistMan"
"This new thesaurus isn't just terrible, it's also terrible."
"When was the last time the Indians were the champions? Before Columbus came."
"I dropped french class because my teach was a dick... I was late on the first day and he said i was a retard."
"What stories are told by basketball players ? Tall stories !"
"What do you get when you cross Ebola and Tourette Syndrome?"
"Friendly Competition my girlfriend and i often laugh about how competitive we are. but i laugh more :)"
"Old age homes suck people are dying to get out of there."
"How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood? His hand caught on fire."