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Joke of the Day

"Chewbacca started a website that exposed all the secrets of the Empire, it's called Wookieeleaks."

"It's International Holocaust Remembrance Day And Fugghedaboutit Day in Germany."

"I'm not saying your dumb. I'm saying you're dumb."

"The Asian father reads his son's report card, where he finds a ""B"". ""B is for Burger King, where YOU'LL WORK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!"""

"I worry that if Nike sponsored a Suicide Prevention Day event... ...the words ""Just Do It"" would be everywhere."

"What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab? A FUNGI to be with!"

"Why did the apple eat itself with a fork? Because it didn't have a spoon! (Courtesy of my three year old daughter.)"

"When I asked my girlfriend why she was breaking up with me, she said ""Because you're a pedophile!"". I replied ""That's an awfully big word for a twelve year old."""

"why did the bird-shit did not fall on the man standing under the tree right under the parrot? the bird was wearing underpants."

"I hate when living under a rock is compared to Fox News. At least living under a rock helps me better understand the suffering of the poor."