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Joke of the Day
"Why did the scarecrow receive an award? ...because he was out standing in his field."
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"Had pumpkin flavored coffee this morning and immediately signed up for a Zumba class and kidnapped 2 kids and drove them to a soccer field"
"I broke my finger last week On the other hand, I am okay."
"""How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?"" *I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught."
"Suzy Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set? She has no arms... Knock knock? Who's there? Not Suzy"
"What does Hillary Clinton use to drown the noise of Black Lives Matter protesters? White noise"
"A spider crawled on my son's hand today. I did what any father would do. I mean, Luke Skywalker seems like a productive member of society."
"If your an American before you go in the bathroom and your an American when you come out, what are you when you are in the bathroom? European"
"You know what they said about the year old sheep that kept getting into trouble... ...he was a mutton for punishment."
"My girlfriend told me that she looked fat, and wanted me to give her a compliment... I told her that her eyesight was outstanding."