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Joke of the Day

"""How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?"" *I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught."

"Where does steel wool come from? Hydraulic rams."

"Blackjack is just like my love life I always hit on 15"

"Tater Tots are chewed up French Fries"

"I have CDO It's like OCD, but the letters are in order. Like they should be."

"My doctor told me I only have two months left to live so I shot him, judge gave me 30 years."

"Paddy goes to court for armed robbery! The jury foreman comes out and announced ""Not Guilty"" ""That's Grand"", shouted Paddy! ""Does that mean I can keep the money?"""

"A necktie and a hat are sitting on a coat rack.... The hat says, ""you can hang around if you want, but I'm gonna go on a head. """

"It saddens me that the closest my car will ever get to being a Transformer is when I fold in the side mirrors."

"I had to factory reset my phone.. I found Nickelback on it"