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Joke of the Day

"""How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?"" *I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught."

"What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay!"

"Virgin will hate it when someone said... You don't worth a pound."

"Jokels: It's a simple joke website. http://jokels.com/"

"What did one lawyer say to the other? ""we are both lawyers."""

"I went to my favorite Indian restaurant today. Got the footlong turkey on wheat."

"What do you call an Italian guy with a rubber toe? Roberto"

"Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours? A: Nacho cheese!"

"Pretty sure California's water crisis could have been solved with the number of dropped ice cubes that I've lazily kicked under the fridge."

"Legally, you are not required to tell your boss WHY you saved all those Burt Reynolds pictures to the desktop."