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Joke of the Day
"I auditioned for a TV show for people with broken bones. I didn't make the cast."
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"I think I have just enough followers to start a decent sized cult"
"Anyone who doesn't believe sentient A.I. will be the death of humanity has never been asked by Waze to make an unprotected left turn."
"Did you see the joke written on recycled paper? It was tearable"
"Fatherhood Tip : If there's puke in your coat pocket and poop on your shoulder, you're holding the baby upside down."
"Knock knock? Who's there? 9/11 Knock knock? Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget... :("
"Donald trump wins presidency"
"Why does Bob Ross hide his wife's razor? So she always has a happy little bush!"
"[jail] INMATE: so what are ya in for? BIG BAD WOLF: well I huffed and I puffed and then I got nabbed for possession INMATE: goddam pigs"