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Joke of the Day

"I think I have just enough followers to start a decent sized cult"

"What's the us army tanksman's favorite song? ""Tanks for the memories""!"

"So a waste depository is where you put the waste you never want to see again... And /r/funny is reddits largest humour depository."

"there was a girl on tv show who was crying sayin ""i miss america"" and it was real sad until someone corected her grammar and gave her a sash"

"My girlfriend just called me old fashioned. I almost dropped my Walkman."

"Girl, are you an ITT Tech degree? Because you're worthless."

"""She queefed violently, immediately fogging the windows of my Volvo wagon. I knew then I belonged to her."" - from my new novel, NIGHT SOIL"

"What were the infinite number of Indian Mathematicians complaining about? That the Hilbert Hotel didn't book Uncountables."

"What do a redhead and a freezer have in common? They've both got ice on the inside."

"What did the gladiator say when he was surrounded by nearly 100 men? IC"