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"TIFU Reverse Cowgirl"
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"What mythical creature is the most bloody? A hemogoblin!"
"Don't pay your taxes. Get sent to a cool ass prison. Boom, now taxes pay you. Life hack."
"I don't see countries or borders, I don't see color or race or anything that differentiates people. Seriously, I think I fucked up my eyes."
"How many joules does it take to fry a Jew? Nein joules."
"What did Cinderalla do when she got to the ball? She gagged."
"Didja hear about the new LGBT hockey team gonna play in Boston? (Wait for it ... wait for it ...) Yeah - the Boston Bruouts ..."
"The best way to get over someone is probably with your car"
"Apparently ""will work for food"" doesn't involve hunting."
"What do you call a four about four? A meta-four."