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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between firewood and a jew? The firewood ain't been turned into ash yet."

"What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper? ""RAMs a make a dance!"""

"There has to be a line where 9/11 jokes aren't funny anymore... For me it's somewhere around the 70th floor. I'm sorry, I know that was terrible. I'll see myself out."

"LPT: Never tell a sound technician how they are doing. They hate feedback."

"My grandfather never forgave the Japanese for Pearl Harbor... ...until I explained to him that it was the Americans who made that movie."

"I wish celebrities would let us know if they have the greatest fans in the world."

"I'm excited to announce that I've officially stopped using drugs for fun and solely use them to deal with the unrelenting pain of existence!"

"The next person to tell me a joke about Indians & call centers is getting beaten to death with my snake charming flute."

"What do you call an Asian woman who lives next to a data centre? Ping Lo."

"""My date was cute but he couldnt perform in the bedroom."" *cuts to me in bedroom butchering Wonderwall on guitar* i swear this never happens"