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Joke of the Day

"What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper? ""RAMs a make a dance!"""

"My Dad couldn't pull out of my Mom... ...but at least he could pull out of my life."

"What's the best part of having sex with a transsexual? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through."

"Why do Java programmers wear glasses? because they can't C#"

"I have a crowbar in my garage. Worst customers, they shit everywhere."

"How do you know when your best friend is gay? When his dick tastes like shit"

"Why are crabs always so tired? It's because they only sleep in snatches."

"A Jew walks into a bank... ""Honey I'm home!"""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alberta ! Alberta who ! Alberta'll be over in a minute !"

"I wish work was like high school when I could just poop my pants to get sent home."