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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Asian woman who lives next to a data centre? Ping Lo."
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"What is the easiest way to kill a gaggle of black men? Tie watermelons to the bottom of a lake"
"Why are the majority of school shooters white? Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team."
"New law restricts lobbyists to the lobby. Citizen victory! Writing laws a bit less convenient! The lobby lobby, however, has won the day."
"YouTube: hey we saw u watched a video about a thing Me: great, would it be possible to fill my entire feed with that thing, forever?"
"I text back embarrassingly fast or three days later there is no in-between."
"What's the difference a Whore and a Bitch? A Whore will fuck anybody, a Bitch will fuck anybody but me."
"[Jedi Academy] Why do you want to be Jedi? [Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army] To keep the peace"
"I liked ""Facebook posts"" better when they were called ""journal entries"" and no one was allowed to read them."
"Thank goodness for loyalty program emails. I keep forgetting what brands I'm loyal to."