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Joke of the Day
"No officer, my car was already upside down when I got here."
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"What do nazi's use to clean their yard of dog shit? The Turd Rake."
"The Human Body Is 90% Water, So Basically We're Just Cucumbers With Anxiety"" - Science Person"
"Teens are leaving FB for Twitter & Instagram to escape parents. Silly rabbits, we were here first."
"Son your teacher called, she said you wrote ""AQUAMAN RULZ"" all over your math test. [sigh] First of all, Aquaman doesnt have any good powers"
"I love how fresh & clean my bathroom smells after I've killed a spider with a full bottle of windex"
"It's funny because it's true So a catholic priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer. the end"
"I call my dick Ambidextrous Because I fuck girls left and right."
"I like my women like I like my coffee."
"I'm donating my body to science. I'm getting sick of it taking up space in the freezer."