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Joke of the Day
"Do you want to hear a really condescending joke? ... Do you even know what that means?"
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"Hard to believe the American flag is truly patriotic when the American flag itself doesn't wear an American flag pin."
"I dreamed I was floating in an ocean of soda, but when I awoke I realized it was just a Fanta Sea."
"Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny? Because they Neverland"
"I just got a job helping a one arm typist do capital letters... Its shift work."
"If someone eggs your house, you can save time cleaning up by just baking your house into a cake."
"Ever find buried treasure in your grandpas backyard containing passports, Nazi uniforms, and a photo with Papa with the Fuhrer inside? Yeah."
"What did my wife say to me? I want a divorce"
"So in the old days Jesus told me that he needs an ark, I reply : ""I noah guy"""
"Why are peppers irritating? Because they're jalapeno business!"