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Joke of the Day

"I have the body of a 25 year old supermodel But it takes up too much space in my freezer"

"I told my dog to ""Lie."" He said ""Meow."" Now I don't know what to do."

"Air Asia Accident - java reference So some remains of the Air Asia Airline were found in the Java sea. Guess the pilot didnt C#."

"What do you call a dinosaur with a super high automobile insurance premium? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks"

"Thousands of bird droppings are found on a playground.... Police suspect fowl play."

"ok i'll bite.. what is Britain"

"""Muffintop"" doesn't adequately describe what this girl has hanging over her jeans. I think ""layer cake"" would be the more accurate term."

"My wife removed the ""G"" key from our keyboard at home so I could appreciate the frustration associated with not hitting the spot."

"As you can tell by my wrinkled shirts, I'm bad at irony."

"Why should you never eat your girl out in the morning? Ever pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"