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Joke of the Day
"As you can tell by my wrinkled shirts, I'm bad at irony."
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"Why do they have fences around cemetaries? Because people are dying to get in."
"Holiday typo: ""give my beast to your lovely wife!"""
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking ... J K Rowling"
"What was the hexadecimal 6 afraid of the Canadian hexadecimal 7? Because 7 8 9 A"
"What did the angry inflatable teacher say to the irresponsible inflatable child in the inflatable school? Not only have you let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down!"
"What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride? Chowasaki. - Pat H."
"why was 6 mad when 7 won her a stuffed elephant? because 7 1 1 4 9 2"
"Whenever I game on my Note 7 I always have such a blast"
"NSFW Why is driving in the snow a lot like eating pussy? Because if you're not careful you might slide into the asshole in front of you"